Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks, stuck in Boy's anus

The bicycle’s seat got bent over exposing a cold, merciless steel rod which penetrated the boy’s buttocks. The seat was unable to be removed.


Firefighters were called to the scene and used the Jaws of Life to detach much of the bicycle from the boy’s rear end. He was then taken to hospital by ambulance with a large portion of the bike still emerging from his butt.

Thankfully medical staff was able to remove the bike from the boy’s anus and he was released without serious injury. 
Mental scarring is expected to be terminal.