Friday 29 March 2013

Brazil brewer warned over beer ice cream


BRAZILIAN advertising regulators have warned a brewer over an ad for beer-flavoured ice cream, saying it could tempt children and adolescents to drink.
The warning by the National Council for Self-Regulation focuses on an ad on the Skol brand's website and Facebook page which shows a yellow ice cream box with a lid similar to that of a beer can and the caption: "Shall we go to the bar to have an ice cream?"

The council, a non-governmental organisation created by Brazilian advertisers and companies to promote ethical practices, urges greater attention in ad campaigns to protect minors but does not call for sanctions.

Contacted by AFP, Ambev, Latin America's largest brewer and the owner of Skol, refused to comment on the warning.

Skol's beer-flavoured ice cream, launched in November, does not contain any alcohol. But since it is linked to a beer brand, it can only be sold to people over the age of 18.


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Father: Pull up your Pants! Son pulls knife and stabs


An Indiana teenager stabbed his father in the chest because he told him to pull up his pants.

Cody Burns, from New Albany, faces a charge of battery by means of a deadly weapon.

Burns became enraged after his father, who hasn't been named, suggested he pull up his pants, which he was presumably wearing low in a fashion that revealed his underpants.

When officers arrived, they noticed blood on the floor where the victim was sitting.
He was taken to a local hospital but is recovering.

Burns was taken to Floyd County Jail where he is being held on a $75,000 bond.




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Man Struck by Lightning 4 Times, Then Buried Alive

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The saying lightning never strikes the same place twice apparently does not apply in Alexander Mandón's case.
The 20-year-old Colombian has been struck by lightning four times since September. So to "cure" his electrical attraction, a local indigenous doctor recommended that Mandón be buried alive in an upright position, Spanish-language publication "Noticias Uno" reports.

Burying Mandón allows the surrounding dirt to absorb any inappropriate electrical charges in his body, according to the indigenous healer.

The first attempt was unsuccessful, since Mandón was not positioned the correct way. So, residents of Mandón's native town Sampués, a community more than 300 miles north of Bogotá, tried again.

In a video of the burial, several people work to cover Mandón in dirt. Ultimately, the group entombs Mandón's entire body, except for his head.

Mandón's faulty "electrical charge" has been a heavy burden on the 20-year-old. He was struck by lightning for the third time while serving in the Colombian military. His commander became concerned about the risk and discharged Mandón, "Colombia Reports" notes.

However, the lightning strikes did not stop there. Following his return home to Sampués in northern Colombia, Mandón was struck by a bolt, yet again, outside a cantina where he once worked. Mandón's fourth lightning strike left him trembling and struggling to walk, leading Mandón to seek out the traditional medicine doctor.

While it would be difficult to determine whether the treatment worked, Mandón plans to stay inside for the foreseeable future.

Lightning strikes, which can contain as many as 100 million electrical volts, can cause cardiac arrest or serious injury, including severe burns and brain damage, National Geographic reports. Though the electrical discharges do kill (in 10 percent of cases), surviving a strike remains more likely.

In 2011, South Carolina resident Melvin Roberts survived his sixth lightning strike.


Chinese Mother buys $6.5 Million New York Apartment for her 2 year old Daughter

A Chinese mother has bought a $6.5 million  flat in Manhattan for her toddler

The woman told the New York based real estate agency that she wants the flat for when her daughter leaves home for college. 

Kevin Brown, a senior vice president at Sotheby's International who specialises in selling the city's prestigious property, said the unnamed woman had snapped up the flat.

'We were running around the city looking at things and I finally said: 'Well why are you buying?'' Mr Brown said to the Chinese state broadcaster.

'And she said, well, her daughter was going to go to Columbia, or NYU or maybe Harvard and so she needed to be in the centre of the city and that was why she was picking this one particular apartment. 

So I said: 'Oh, how old is your daughter?' and she said: 'Well she's two'. And I was just shocked.'

The apartment is in the One57 tower, a 90-floor glass skyscraper overlooking Central Park.

Situated on 157 West 57th street the tower will become the tallest residential building in the city when it is finished next year.

Designed by French architect Christian de Portzamparc, the space will offer luxury amenities like a full service spa, a screening room, private dining room, a full spa and even a pet wash room.

One penthouse suite was sold for a record fee in excess of $90million - and the new owner hasn't even seen it yet.

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MACKY 2′S AUSSIE CONCERT WASN’T LEGIT, SINGER STRANDED


Drama continues to unfold as Zambian music rapper Mulaza Kaira aka Macky II is reported to be stranded in Australia.
Macky-2Yesterday Zibani Zambia had received information from reliable sources that the rapper, was denied entry to perform for his anticipated event.
However it was not yet clear, why customs officials couldn’t allow him in the Country.
Well placed sources for Zibani Zambia have indicated with a new development that his show was not legit and the rapper will have to cancel and make other arrangements, which has resulted in him being stranded sources say.
Efforts to contact Macky II’s Music manager about this, proved futile by press time as his mobile line went unanswered.

Tuesday 26 March 2013

The pill to lower your IQ permanently

If you’ve ever considered yourself to be too smart then you need not worry anymore after a new spoof advert about a pill that lowers your IQ was released on YouTube.
The MinusIQ video claims the pill will considerably lower your intelligence by between ten and 50 points.

‘Why should I consider lowering it, you might ask? Because life is easier and the world is a much happier place when you’re dumb,’ says an actor playing neurologist ‘Cornelius Grouppe’.

Mr Grouppe seems to have it in for rap music as he references it twice as a measure for how lower your IQ was.

First he claims you would still be able to ‘tie your shoelaces and write an average rap song’ if you took a pill.

He added after taking the medication you would spend the rest of the day listening to Pitbull and Lil Wayne’s rap music.

It’s not all positive (negative) as there are side effects to the faux pill, including becoming a racist, sexist and not liking ‘basically anyone different from you’.

The viral ad was produced by the Sleepthinker production company based in London.




Prostitute who died while having sex rose from the dead


There was drama at Manor Hotel in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, at about 12pm on Tuesday last week, after a woman who had been presumed dead after collapsing while allegedly having sex suddenly woke up just after police officers had put her body into a coffin.
Sources said the woman woke up saying: "You want to kill me, you want to kill me."

A number of people who had gathered to witness the woman's "dead" body being removed from a room at the hotel reportedly fled from the scene. Some are said to have fallen while others tripped over each other in fear of the 'resurrected' woman.
"It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen," said a source.

According to the source, police officers who attended the scene seemed moved by the woman's rise from the dead but kept their cool and tried to calm her while she accused them of trying to kill her. "They had no choice. Surely it was going to be something else to see them also running away. It's their job and they had to remain calm and ascertain what was really happening."

After the woman, identified only as MaNdlo, had regained composure, the police officers are said to have left the hotel with an 'empty' coffin. The woman's unidentified partner reportedly sneaked out of the hotel moments after the officers had left while she was taken home by a colleague.
The hotel's manager Raymond Nariti said he did not know what really happened. "The police officers came with a steel coffin but they left without carrying a body. So I do not know what happened," he said.

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Prostitute who died while having sex rose from the dead


There was drama at Manor Hotel in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, at about 12pm on Tuesday last week, after a woman who had been presumed dead after collapsing while allegedly having sex suddenly woke up just after police officers had put her body into a coffin.
Sources said the woman woke up saying: "You want to kill me, you want to kill me."

A number of people who had gathered to witness the woman's "dead" body being removed from a room at the hotel reportedly fled from the scene. Some are said to have fallen while others tripped over each other in fear of the 'resurrected' woman.
"It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen," said a source.

According to the source, police officers who attended the scene seemed moved by the woman's rise from the dead but kept their cool and tried to calm her while she accused them of trying to kill her. "They had no choice. Surely it was going to be something else to see them also running away. It's their job and they had to remain calm and ascertain what was really happening."

After the woman, identified only as MaNdlo, had regained composure, the police officers are said to have left the hotel with an 'empty' coffin. The woman's unidentified partner reportedly sneaked out of the hotel moments after the officers had left while she was taken home by a colleague.
The hotel's manager Raymond Nariti said he did not know what really happened. "The police officers came with a steel coffin but they left without carrying a body. So I do not know what happened," he said.

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New 1200HP Ford Shelby has power of Bugatti Veyron at 1/10th the Costs

Shelby is about to introduce to the world the most powerful street production muscle car ever.

Based on its Ford Shelby GT500, the lastest whopper from Shelby, called the 1000, ironically packs 1200 horsepower and will be unveiled to the world at the New York auto show.

Under the hood is Ford's new massive 5.8-litre V8 engine which has been stripped back to its block to have the internals strengthened and then beefed-up through forced induction and cooling. 

There is also adjustable suspension and, not surprisingly given its size, a big brake package.

"The 2013 Shelby 1000 is the most powerful production muscle car on the market," said Vince LaViolette, Shelby American's test driver.

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The Shelby 1000, which the company claims is the world the most powerful street production muscle car.
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The Shelby 1000 S/C will be less expensive than a Veyron, too, but it won’t be cheap. The conversion costs $154,995, on top of the cost of a new 2013 GT500, which starts at $54,995.
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Man Of Misisi Residing In Toilet


A man of Lusaka’s Misisi compound has spent over two years residing in a toilet.
Michael Mwale, 66, has allegedly been forced out of his sister’s house and condemned to toilet conditions.
When talked to, Mr. Mwale only cursed his life and wondered why his blood sister has neglected him to a level of a nobody.
And irate Misisi compound residents have called on the Human Rights Commission to arrest the relatives keeping the victim in the toilet.
They expressed disappointment over the police not taking action despit

‘It Was Rubbish To Draw’- Kambwili



Government  has was warned that it will disband the national football team and threatened to stop funding football, saying a lot of tax payer’s money was going to waste at the expense of the sport.
In expressing his discontentment, Sports Minister Chishimba Kambwili said he was not happy with the Chipolopolo’s continued poor performance and threatened to crack the whip for continued wastage of tax-payer’s money.
The Chipolopolo drew 1-1 with minnows Lesotho on Sunday in a 2014 FIFA World Cup qualifying match in Maseru, while Ghana hammered Sudan 4-0 in the other Group D game played in Kumasi to reduce Zambia’s lead to one point.
Kambwili said the technical bench and the players should know that a lot of tax payer’s money is being spent on football which they have continued to waste by putting up unacceptable behaviour.
He said football affects a lot of people’s lives but it seemed the technical bench and the rest of the players had forgotten that fact and were allowing complacency to get into their game.
”We are extremely disappointed with the national team performance. Soon after the game, I called Kalusha Bwalya and told him this is unacceptable and cannot be allowed to go on.”
“There is no way the Zambia national team, who are the immediate past African champions, can be drawing with teams like Lesotho. It is an insult to the Zambian people. It is a sheer waste of public money. So why should I continue putting money in the national team that can’t give you results?
“I would rather disband the team – stop participating in all international assignments until they put their house in order and prove to us that indeed, we are going to spend money on a successful project. So I am giving them a warning that if they don’t qualify to the World Cup, I think it will not augur very well,” a seething Kambwili said.
Kambwili said the poor run by the senior national team was a matter that needed action and that he would meet the FAZ executive committee and the technical bench soon after returning so they explain the team’s poor performance.
“We shall not sit aloof and see first tax payer’s money go to waste and then see standards deteriorate. If this does not change, I am going to take action and the consequences will not be desirable but that may have to be necessary,” he said.
Kambwili, who singled out goalkeeper Kennedy Mweene and goal scorer Collins Mbesuma as the outstanding players from the Lesotho game, did not specify what action he would take; only saying he will act strongly.
“It appears these people are drunk with being African champions in 2012 and they think they have reached their highest peak and they can’t perform. How can you go and substitute Collins Mbesuma when he was holding three players? And those players immediately Mbesuma was removed they went forward because they had nobody to mark and that is how we conceded the goal,” the minister said.
Kambwili said at the Orange 2013 Africa Cup in South Africa, Zambia drew all its matches and has carried on with the trend and expressed ire at the players for allowing Lesotho to come from behind and level the scores.
“Let them say what we are not giving them. They just cough and we do what they ask us to do. So why are they failing to give us back result in return? Football in Zambia is politics – it is everybody’s lunch and breakfast. People collapse when the national team losses, some people die; we have lost lives because of football.”
“I would rather we stop participating in these assignments so that we don’t continue killing our people with shock. Those boys don’t know what is at stake. It is not a question of just going to participate – we are not going to be mere participants, we have to be conquerors,” he said.
Kambwili said the team has clearly lost the fighting spirit it exhibited at the Orange 2012 Africa Cup co-hosted by Equatorial Guinea and Gabon.
“It is just the attitude. The players are not just serious. They have stopped putting in the spirit of dying a little for mother Zambia. Dennis Liwewe says die a little for mother Zambia, but this group of players is not dying a little for mother Zambia,” he said.

Monday 25 March 2013

Why I Must Have S*x At Least 56 Times Every Week-Lusaka Girl Confesses

Prisca Chanda in Lusaka Chelstone area after chatting with the lady whose photo you have above.
 To his disbelief the 26 years old lady who identified herself as Prisca Chanda told our reporter that she loves sex so much so that she enjoys it more than real food.
 According to the lady whose I'd Card revealed that she is an Accountant at a certain Bank, likes going out every evening to chill out and 'most importantly get laid'.
 "See, I don't need money from any guy. All I want is good,hot s*x! But  the problem I have with most of you guys is that you are not bold enough to ask a girl you just met for s*x even though you all want it.
 Most girls want it too, they want you to just make the move to Toast them, even if they are complaining or insulting you don't stop. You know we girls pretend a lot.", she opened up. 

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Mampi Mirriam Mukape commonly known as Mampi Exposes 'Assets' see photos above

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UPCOMING LUSAKA RAPPER young sojah DROPS A FREESTYLE ON THIS BEAT PRODUCED BY NIGERIAN PRODUCER MR.PURPLEHOLIC  downoad : http://limelinx.com/csdqi

Booty shaker Iggy Azalea is the new Nicki Minaj's competitor


Nicki Minaj's reign as the queen of rap is being threatened by young gun Iggy Azalea - and she can booty shake with the best of them.


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Bill Gates Has $ 1 million For Anyone Who Can Invent a High-Tech, Next-Gen Condom


Got an idea how to come up with the 'next generation condom'? You may bag upto one million dollars from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
The foundation is offering USD 100,000 of initial funding, with up to USD 1 million of possible continued funding to whoever comes up with a viable proposal. Ideas for a better condom are being accepted at GrandChallenges.org.

Ideas that may prove too expensive for widespread use in the developing world, or those that doesn't do the job of preventing pregnancy or disease transmission will be dismissed right off the bat.

The next-generation condom challenge is part of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's "Grand Challenges Explorations," a continuing initiative to fund programs geared toward improving the lot of the world's poorest citizens.

"To overcome persistent health and development problems, we need new, game-changing ideas," said Chris Wilson, Director of Global Health Discovery & Translational Science at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, in a statement.

"Inspiration can come from anywhere and we are hopeful that this new round of Grand Challenges Explorations will uncover innovative approaches to improve lives around the world," Wilson added.

Through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates and his wife work to eradicate poverty and increase access to healthcare. Founded in 1994, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is one of the largest private foundations in the world.

Now, with the USD 100,00 grant offered through the Grand Challenges in Global Health Program, they are hoping to find anyone - students, scientists or entrepreneurs - to reinvent the condom.

"The primary drawback from the male perspective is that condoms decrease pleasure as compared to no condom. So a 'next-generation' condom would, perhaps, find some way to increase sensation to get men to use them more often -- purely in the name of global health, of course," says a statement describing the requirements of the challenge.

"Female condoms, meanwhile, suffer from some of the same liabilities as male condoms, require proper insertion training and are substantially more expensive than their male counterparts," says the foundation.

Thus, the foundation thinks that a cheaper, simpler female condom might also help reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies and spread of sexually transmitted diseases, including AIDS.
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Top 10 Celebrities who look like Animals

POPSTAR Nicki Minaj’s new look has been compared to a fish but she isn’t the first celebrity to be twinned up with an animal.

She joins a long list of stars who have been humiliated online with snaps, which have been twinned up.

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kim kardashian and lookalike racoon
sarah jessica parker and lookalike horse
haley joel osment and lookalike kitten
adrian brody and lookalike dog
beyonce and lookalike camel
danny devitio and panda
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Sunday 24 March 2013

China Second Best “Drinking Country” According to CNN


China Second Best “Drinking Country” According to CNN
China’s rapid economic expansion and love of celebratory drinking makes it the second best drinking country in the world, according to a puff piece published on cnn.com in commemoration of St. Patrick’s Day. The article notes that China’s wealthy are buying up all of the expensive bottles of French wine they can get their hands on and that Chinese love getting wasted on baijiu at weddings, birthdays, and to seal business deals, often taking the form of  “a series of increasingly incomprehensible toasts.” 
The full top ten list is as follows:

10) Australia
9) Germany
8) Uganda
7) South Korea
6) Moldova
5) Ecuador
4) France
3) Russia
2) China
1) Great Britain
Source: CNN

CHIPOLOPOLO VS LESOTHO MATCH LINE UP




Lesotho vs Zambia
Sesotho Stadium
Sunday 24th March
KickOff: 15:00hours


Kennedy Mweene, Joseph Musonda, Davies Nkausu, Hichani Himonde, Stoppila Sunzu, Nathan Sinkala, Fwayo Tembo, Isaac Chansa, Collins Mbesuma, Chris Katongo (C), Rainford Kalaba

Substitutes: Entire squad as all 23 players are eligible in FIFA World Cup qualifiers (only player not in final 23 is Fackson Kapumbu)

Sophie Chinkumbi Miss Southern Africa Zambia at Top model of the World


Sophie Chinkumbi Miss Southern Africa Zambia representing Zambia at the Top Model of the World being staged in El Gouna in Egypt by the Red sea
Sophie Chinkumbi Miss Southern Africa Zambia representing Zambia at the Top Model of the World being staged in El Gouna in Egypt by the Red sea
Sophie Chinkumbi Miss Southern Africa Zambia representing Zambia at the Top Model of the World being staged in El Gouna in Egypt by the Red sea
Sophie Chinkumbi Miss Southern Africa Zambia is currently representing Zambia at the 20th anniversary of Top model of the World. The event is taking place in El Gouna in Egypt by the Red sea.
The models from around the world have been in camp since the 17th of March 2013 and the final competition is on 29th of march 2013 at 8pm.
Africa is being represented by Egypt, Ghana, Nigeria, Tanzania, Zambia and Zimbabwe.
Zambian beauty Sophie Chinkumbi Miss Southern Africa Zambia and friend Nadine Hahn Face of Zimbabwe are having a time of their lives as they enjoy the hospitality of the Red sea Resort Movenpick Resort and Spa.
‘Every year we send delegates to go and represent our countries and so far Zimbabwe has consistently placed at this prestigious competition. We are hoping one of these African girls to place highly and even scoop the ultimate prize if $10,000 and a year’s modelling contract, said Hildah Mulenga, Director of Miss Southern Africa Zambia.
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The Top Model of the World is an international search for the ultimate model. The sought-after characteristics are: independence, talent and fashion consciousness. The event started in 1993 in Miami, organised by the Globana Group, now it is owned by World Beauty Organization.
Family and friends wishing to purchase tickets to go and watch the event should get in touch with Hildah Mulenga

 
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